im following back tons and promoting today!
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
Because only ~20 of you are smart enough to figure it out on your own:
This is Eric Stonestreet, you might know him from the hit show Modern Family. *gasp!* So, he’s an ACTOR, you say? Yes! Yes, he is! This is a vine he posted to his twitter account. The previous vines he posted mentioned going to Disneyland with his nieces. Disneyland; nieces. Okay. So now one could safely assume this is his niece. Because WHY ELSE WOULD A YOUNG GIRL BE STANDING ALL BY HERSELF AT DISNEYLAND WITH NO ADULT SUPERVISION?
Also, I have read (from your angry remarks) that the balloon costs anywhere from $5 all the way to $40. I’m sorry, but if you’re going to buy your child a $40 balloon, you are either rich enough to buy the kid another one (if this was real and not staged) or stupid enough that you don’t know how to correctly spend your money.
I am now genuinely curious as to how much the balloons cost, but Google has no answer for me.
there are tears rolling down my face
Reblog again cuz I’m dying of laughter lol
I will never not reblog this gif set because it’s too fucking funny.
The fucking tambourine.
sfw porn is the best porn
Omfg it’s back